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A large man with a very small
Being 6 foot 5 you would never thought he had brown shrimp in his pants. I hear his old lady is breaking headboards with her new boyfriend
A badass human whose friends called him “hands” in high school.
Watch yourself, or shrimp gloves will snatch yo bitch!
Noun
A tiny crustacean found in humid environments that thrives in the soles of shoes worn by nasty as fuck people. The Southern Maryland variety is especially at home in Hurley flip flops and Crocs, while the northern variety prefers a more secure sole covering. Most are very small, while a few become titans of an insole, monopolizing resources and choking the weak.
"Dont step in that puddle, its infested with sole shrimp"
"Why are there sole shrimp on my dashboard?"
A short guy/girl that think they own the place and are an extreme bitch to everyone.
"Dude Jessica is such a Shrimp Whore."
The sexual act including two penis's penetrating a single vagina at different times.
George: "dude we took it in turns Double shrimping that bitch!"
Dave: "right on, I could feel your jizz on my bell-end"
What happens when you finger a girl who doesn’t have a clean vagina.
I wish I hadn’t finger-blasted that cheap prostitute. Now I gotta bad case of shrimp knuckles.
When shrimp slaps face ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
When the hibachi grill cook tosses you a shrimp but instead you get shrimp slapped :c