“You sir, are a fish”

-Arthur Morgan

“You sir, are a fish”-Arthur Morgan

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Sir Alex Ferguson

The greatest manager of all time, leading Manchester United to so many trophies, he was knighted a sir.

Fuck Man United, but Sir Alex Ferguson has won them the Champions League again.

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puck you sir

A less vulgar but extremely more insulting expletive than the traditional "F" bomb.

"Jake! Get your drunk lard ass out of bed!"

"Rebecca, Puck you sir"

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sir-cum-a-lot

A guy who cums a lot and ejaculate

are you sir-cum-a-lot

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sir smokes alot

Dave Chappell'es character in Half Baked. Burnt out rapper who smoked the sweet sweet cheeba. Sang the song "When life is hard pick up the card with the smiley face call him over to my place"

we got to go see sir smokes alot

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sir shits himself

the equivalent to "pulling a steve timmons", its when you pull your pants down and try to take a shit outside, but miss the ground and shit in your pants horribly... out of the kabillion miles of the earth, how the hell do you miss the ground?

steve, you silly faggit... you dont need to show us your sir shits himself, you take the crown by a mile

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Pardon Me, Sir

(1)acronym for a woman who is acting very emotional or angry as a reslut of extremely bad PMS
(2)excusing yourself for interupting a male or malish female

shaniqua, pardon me, sir, but DARN TOOTIN YOU NEED MEDICATION!

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