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Skittle Skootchin'

Skittle Skootchin' is when you stuff a bunch of crayons up your ass and then draw pictures of yourself jacking off with your ass crayons, incessantly, like OCD-style.

Mom: I feel so ashamed having caught you Skittle Skootchin' again.
Son: Then please stop making me go to your lame ass church.

by Jaunty Diggles October 28, 2021


Skittle jizz

Is what you get when you soak a male part in a mixture of disolved skittles and water.For when the ejection comes it will taste like skittles.

Man and woman engage in sexual intercourse and the man ejects his seed in to the woman's mouth it taste like the rainbow."also known as skittle jizz."

by moomooboyrainbows January 25, 2011


Straight Skittles

M&Ms what did you think the definition was?

Hey bro you want straight skittles???

by One_White_Boi March 28, 2019


Skittles and Pizza

When someone is wearing a non-padded bras and it’s a triangle sports bra and it looks like pizza and their skittle aka:nipple is popping out.

Oh my god look that girl has really had skittles and pizza!

by REALDEFINITIONGAL June 9, 2018


puppy skittle

Someone who is as cute as a puppy but also flamboyantly gay as a skittle.

"Toby is my lovely puppy skittle!"
"Bro, that's gay as fuck."

by Kermode the Lemon January 12, 2023


urban skittles

urban street game involving a lot of bottle.

game whereby you run into a random shop yell for everyone to get down as if you were going to rob the place then count the number of people who hit the deck, hence the name urban skittles.

by bruuuk May 6, 2007

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skittle fuck

When ridiculously bright contrasting colors are worn all at once to cause a distraction or to catch your eye. The ones that wear the bright colors are not as good or as intense as the real deal, they need to be noticed somehow why not match the rainbow? Better more talented extreme sport athletes don't need to dress to impress because their skills are much higher. Usually associated with snowboarders, skiers, or skateboarders.

Dude like I just rolled this joint right and I can't speak right because i put on an accent so I sound chill when really im not like like like braaaahhhhh!! God im such a skittle fuck hahaha (cough)

Omfg! im having an epileptic seizure!!! god damn skittle fucks!!

by Mix Masta August 10, 2009

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