beauty sleep

Sleep necessary for good health, concentration etc.

Not now, I need my beauty sleep.

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Sleep Rush

When waking up and realizing you are late and rushing through everything (shower, eat, bathroom) while still half alseep.

"I woke up late, had to "sleep rush" out the door and realized i forgot to put pants on".

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Sleep Spot

The position & location where one falls instantly asleep on an object

I'm restless because it took me 45 minutes to find the sleep Spot on that couch!

You must have hit that sleep spot last night because you didn't return my booty call.

SLEEP SPOT!

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sucked to sleep

The act of sucking your man to the point of total exhaustion leading to a loss of consciousness. (See filatio)

Me: Man Billy has been out for a while.
Jack: Yeah Lauren sucked him to sleep.
Me: sucked to sleep?
Jack: yeah sucked him to exhaustion.
Me: Damn.

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Sleep Reaping

Masturbating in your sleep.

Similar to Sleep Walking.

Explains the phenomena of morning wood and wet dreams.

I woke up and my girlfriend was sleeping on the couch, I must have been sleep reaping again last night...

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im sleep

when u sleep on someones wack ass opinion

michael says: "Im a better FIFA player than you.

calum says: "WHAT?!?...B*#ch, Im sleep."

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retard sleep

a very deep sleep in which one will not wake up under any circumstance. Profoundly oblivious and unaware of anything as they sleep.

I threw a rock at chris's head but he didn't wake up because he has retard sleep

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