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Sleepy Joe Biden

A pedantic pontificating pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung - figuratively speaking.

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I mean, the 46th President of the United States. (Supposedly)
Is known as "Sleepy Joe" for always falling asleep during interviews.

Is the oldest sitting U.S President at 81 years old.

Quotes:

"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, Asufutimaehaehfutbw"
-Joe Biden mumbling during an interview.

"We choose truth over facts!"
-Joe Biden during his campaign in Des Moines, Iowa.

"CornPop was a bad dude"
-Joe Biden describing an alleged run-in with a gang leader.

Sleepy Joe Biden

by GenZExpert September 28, 2024


sleepy time jelly

When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up

Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly

by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt August 9, 2017


The Sleepy Dewey

When struggling to fall asleep, one will masturbate while digitally penetrating their rectum. Subsequently upon coming to fruition, they smell their finger utilizing the pheromones to fall asleep...

" I have been struggling to sleep at night, I think I am going to have to try 'The Sleepy Dewey' tonight.

by Dewey1234 September 7, 2023


The Sleepy Dewey

When one is struggling with falling asleep, they will masturbate while digitally penetrating their rectum. Subsequently upon coming to fruition, smell the finger utilizing the pheromones to help them fall asleep.

"I have been struggling to fall asleep, I think I might have to try 'The Sleepy Dewey' tonight....

by Dewey1234 September 7, 2023


sleepy joe

it is when your dick is not in erection, of course, he is probably sleeping. You also call somebody this as a curse word, if they are a bit sleepy and a dick at the same time.

"Why cant i get an erection."
"Maybe you have sleepy joe.

by Cumlord-Dietz Nuts April 21, 2022


Sleepy Joe

A term popularized by TikToks of Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and Joe Biden. It is used to call someone always tired. Base off of Joe Biden poking fun at his age resulting in "power naps."

Bro, todd looks very tired, he is like sleepy joe.

by sewey69000 March 6, 2023


Sleepy joe

He just... idk he fucking takes 2 years to get one single fucking sound out of his old ass mouth.

Sleepy joe: chocolate chocolate chip ice cream

by Toasted bread 96 November 2, 2023