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Slip Knot is a "band" that teenagers listen to so their parents will freak out. Their "music" is in fact soo bad that the band members openly admit they are not musicians. So if your a teenager and you want to punish your parents and feel bad about the world; paint your fingernails black and listen to slip knot.
Slip knot is so god awful that when I hear it I contemplate using a slip knot on myself!
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A nip slip is typically when someone's nippers slip out from their clothes and flashes the people watching
Person1:* sees friends nip slip from her bikini *
Person 1: HEY!! Your nip needs covering !
*jumps onto friend to prevent her from flashing the fishes in the tank*
Person2:OUCH! U could have just throw a towel at me, ur heavy!!!
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1. Getting caught in a lie with video evidence, which contradicts a repeated denial
2. A "drunken stupor" (referencing Toronto mayor Rob Ford)
You're clean? I saw your cracked-up rant on a cel phone...busted in a Fordian Slip!!
I'm so hungover...I really pulled a Fordian Slip last night.
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Becoming so intoxicated off malt liquor and cheap vodka you begin violently hurling and producing a disturbing noise only comparable to a Slipknot song.
Brad: " What is that horrid sound coming from the bathroom?"
Brad's Bro: "Oh that's just Jim, he got Slip Knotted tonight and is letting some demons out."
Brad: "Jim is such an artist."
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A Shit Slip is when you are wiping your bum, and you don't use enough toilet paper. This causes your fingers to slip through the paper and touch the poo on your bum.
"Jimmie, why are you taking so long in there?" "Sorry mum I shit slipped."
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White clothing usually bath robes
They are also usually made of cotton
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When one is not able to fit their penis completly into a condom their using, thus penetration begins to slip and slop.
When my boyfriend tried to impress me with a magnum condom and didnt fit, his penis was slip slopping all over the place.
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