Random
Source Code
Random
A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
sloth mingling is when a man is high on drugs and he wants to have sexual intercourse but can't get hard but just mingles his penis with the corresponding genitalia without getting hard
Jeremy was gagging for it but just ended up sloth mingling again
When someone stops in front of you so you can't get by and they do something really slow (like take a drink of something, or pull their phone out of their pocket to text).
"I was trying to get to a table with my lunch plate, and that guy slothed me."
When you're having buttsex and you pull out really fast and a bit of poop comes out and just hangs there
Guy 1: "I did a chocolate sloth last night" Guy 2: "Wow did it fall?" Guy 1: "No way man"
Guy 2: "Sick! Let's go do one "
You know that you’re not hetro but you’re too lazy too look for definitions
🦦I’m a Sloth - sexual l
Man 1- "D... Did sloth queen hail satan"?
Man 2- " yes, HAIL SATAN"!!