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When a twink cums in your mouth and you have to guzzle all of the cum and you have to drink up, taste it, swallow it. Get up, get on top of it.
When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth
Hey Blake we should give Ciaran a Chocolate Smoothie Express.
A beverage made with piss, shit, cum, blood, and spit, all sourced from trucker bathrooms. Blood can be substituted for coconut water. Serve lukewarm.
Dude, my syphilis is so bad that when I jerk off, special smoothie comes out.
When a woman has profusive diarrhea and shits in a cup then you go to drink it
Man oh man that muddy smoothie was delicious
Not only is it a smoothie from persia, but it is aslo known as when two people with male genitalia go to a grave yard and dig up a 90 grandmother named Betsy. They will then each stick there left testicles in her vagina and there rights in her asshole. They will then proceed to batter her with baseball bats in the stomach, allowing fluids to come out of her privates and butthole. I personally have tried it and would definitely recommend, the 80 dollar testicuzi is nothing compared to this practice.
Persian smoothie
A place where they sell blended fruit drinks and have the hottest young employees!!!!
I want to see some girls and get a smoothie at the same time I know where to go! Planet smoothie
The act of puking in ones asshole then following up by shaving a bar of soap into said asshole. Then and only then must one insert a frother into said asshole, and begin mixing the soapy Smoothie.
Hey Wyatt you want a soapy Smoothie I heard they help cleanse you.