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Smoothie

A discrete way to name a man's "party time" zone

"Oh no, that cannonball almost hit me in the smoothie bro"

by JanexxxxDoe December 30, 2022


Smoothie

Someone without pubic hair

Chase was hanging out at the splash pad looking for smoothies

by Borrini June 13, 2018


Smoothie

A person with no pubic hair under the age of 13.

Chase enjoyed watching the smoothies at the splash pad.

by Borrini June 13, 2018


Smoothie

Someone who has a smooth brain, apparent by their severe lack of knowledge, a moron. Is unaware of how stupid they are.

look at all these smoothies posting a fake article on Facebook.

Is this smoothie really trying to merge onto the freeway doing 45?

by TheRowdyD January 24, 2020


Smoothie

A person without genitalia

We don’t talk about the smoothies

by Fuckyouyoucunt December 9, 2022


Smoothie

Usually compromised of a mixture of fruits, yogurts, and ice; and prepared in a blender to make a cold delicious drink.

However, if you are older and pursue something a little stronger. You can add or substitute beer into the formula, however many times until you find the drink that fits you.

John: What are you drinking over there?
Sally: Oh! Just a smoothie!
John: That drink that's usually made of ice, yogurt, and fruit in a blender?
Sally: Sort of. It's actually beer, beer, and more beer in a funnel
John: is that still a ssmoothie though?

by SkiingElephant January 18, 2015


Smoothie

Smoothie is a very funny and the best mutual

Also needs therapy due to getting truamatized

#getsmoothiehelp

Smoothies Line: "Two broooos, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart, ‘cause they’re not gay”

by LuzBlight July 15, 2021