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When you're avoiding alcohol completely, but continuing to take any and all other drugs.
Practiced by millenial party-goers desperately trying to get a handle on their rabid alcoholism, or more intuitively by zoomers who don't drink much anyway.
Actually pretty great.
"Klaus was doing dry January, but I think they've developed a ket addiction"
"Ah they must be going Berlin Sober"
To abstain from all drugs and alcohol except for ketamine.
Svenja is a cheap date, she’s berlin sober. I just get her sprudel and schorle at the bar…
Your lips say one thing
but the drugs say another
how can I massage
this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post
Hang me up and drain me dry
Mend my shipwrecked spirit
Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day
The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians
Of the future
And I still pity you
Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle
May your sea burn like tar
May your sky be rolled up like a scroll
May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say
If you went up in smoke?
If I dug you up
and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
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Pennsylvania Sober is when someone doesn’t drink or smoke weed, but they do speedballs out the ass and get incarcerated
“dude im not cali sober, im pennsylvania sober”
*blocks them immediately*
Some bitch-made shit suburban dudes do to appease the other bitch made people around them.
Involves refraining from drugs and alcohol for one month and the doing that shit the other eleven
- Horge: Haven’t seen Schmirby this month
-Zaring: This that Sober October month he act like bitch
you know when you’re drinking or smoking the same amount you always do but it’s just no hittin. A sober 72 hours will reduce your tolerance and make that shit hit again
“I’m going through two bowls and i’m not high yet; I need to do a sober 72”