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When you hold on to a poo that long you pass the cramps stage and think you have made it, but then out of nowhere a sharp debilitating pain right shiits through your bum hole and takes you feet from under you.
Shit, i held onto it so long that as i walked up the stairs to the toilet i had zulu spear and collapsed and slid to the bottom
a makeup/singing project that went really bad,was used as a inhumanity torturring device.
was a part of a experiment for making monkeys sing.
after a long time they figure a way to make a britney spears sound almost natural, they sent the project out in the world
lipsynching like it was teatched in the lab for many
year, builded bigger boobs on to get some audience to the lipsynching festival.
tryed to infect madonna with herpes and bird flu.
made a lot of money torturring iraqis with pictures around the walls. Still not enough to get layd, so works as a very cheap underground prostitute in the zoo to bee the monkeys bitch.
no,no,no not on a britney spears concert!, I will cut of my leg so i cant go.no,no ... not a wheelchair! i will loose me arms then.. not drag me! i will remove my ears then...
nooo,stop! then i poke out me eyes... ahhhhhh
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The green miniature trees chopped up in a bag found in ur grocer's frozen vegetable aisle.. also synonymous to the infamous britney spears
Tonight im having ramen noodles, hardboiled eggs and broccoli spears!!!! yaaaa
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The phallus on a black man.
Maria goes exclusively for the purple spear.
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where your bangin a chick from behind and right before your about to cum you pull out and hell SPARTA!! and ram it back in her
"i gave that ho the spartan spear last night , i really showed he what is was like in 300 A.D."
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The most amazing human being know to man. So fuck the haters. She is basically GOD!
Britney Spears is just about the most amazing thing ever and without her i would die. She is GOD!
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Iconic American Entertainer who is one of the best selling artists of all time. She is not much of a singer, and for that is sometimes put down when compared to fellow Divas Beyonce and Christina Aguilera. She is however a much better dancer and all round entertainer than those two, and for that is known as more a Showgirl and Entertainer than a full on Singer. She can sing, but not strongly and for that reason, her singing is usually overshadowned by her performances. She has given the most memorable live performances by any artist from 1999 to 2001 and 2003. She has also had the top selling albums from 1999 to 2001 and a top selling album in 2003. In 2007 she has returned to music and is slowly putting focus from her personal life and towards her music.
She has made some dumbass decisions in life, and had every moment shown to us like a movie. They started with marrying a back-up dancer Kevin Federline aka "K-Fed" aka "Bobby Brown 2000". He impregnated her, stayed for two years until she dumped his ass. She then took her newfound freedom too gladly.
She then went onto crotch-flashing, head shaving, rehab hopping bliss. She then managed to lose her kids after some dumb cunt ex bodyguard wanted his share of the Spears Publicity Cash fund and told some stupid ass story, and also after Gossip Website TMZ showed her driving without "a valid license".
She has since started to clean herself up and is going all that is necessary to get her children back. She is sorting herself out while the media and dumbass tabloids continue to make up lies about her and ride the Spears publicity train.
Britney Spears was a girl who could do no wrong. Now she made some bad decisions, had them shown thru a microscope n now all basically think of her as Satan. She's troubled, but everybody goes thru that mess phase. She's gonna pull through.
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