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gang stalking

Gang stalking is something that people who may have paranoid schizophrenia believe in. Any research into the phenomenon reveals that there is no credible evidence that it actually exists, and it appears that the people who think they are victims are actually misinterpreting the actions of other people who are simply going about their day. The fact that gang-stalking victim advocates want the victims to wear tri-cornered hats (like the colonial Americans used to wear)as a show of solidarity should be proof that these people are not entirely sane.

That crazy lady claimed I was gang stalking her because I walked in front of her house to get to my car.

by J.D.S. March 11, 2006

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cock stalking

a rather large condom

I had to wear the cock stalking while bagging your mother.

by nathaniel eidson March 25, 2006

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Stalk Block

When browsing on Myspace or Facebook, and clicking on a profile, only to find out that it is a private profile.

I was trying to find out where Morgan works on Myspace, but then I got stalk blocked by her private profile

by Spencevil April 22, 2008

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gang stalking

Gang stalking is a paranoid delusion that everyone is stalking a person and trying to drive them insane.

People with this delusion will notice helicopters flying overhead, cars driving by, heavy traffic on the road, and dogs barking. Normal stuff. But they think it’s a concerted effort by everyone around them to drive them insane.

Jake is getting really into gang stalking, he needs to go back on his schizophrenia meds.

by big glasses emo guy March 17, 2021

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coffee stalking

when you keep running into the same person or people at your favorite coffee spot.

What, are you coffee stalking me again?

by lflqueen February 19, 2009

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Stalk Block

A deliberate, pre-planned, appreciated cock block.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.

When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.

When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.

"We need to stalk block for David at happy hour. Deborah from accounting is really making him nervous."

"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."

"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."

by MouthFullOfBees December 13, 2015

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like stalking

Like'ing All the posts/comments Your crush makes on FB Just to let them know You are watching their every Move

Jenny : Who is this "Dave" fellow ? He keeps 'like'ing everything I post on FB
Juna : aww, He Must have a solid crush on You, that is why He is Like Stalking You !

by r28d September 16, 2013

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