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Small pizzas in which several can be eaten in one sitting
i just ate a box of stoner pizza
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A person whom on a daily basis smokes marijuana and reaches the utmost success in every aspect of life. i.e school, work, family, and friends.
A:Bro you don't get shit done and just smoke all day.
B:I got more money than you, better grades than you, and smoke all day.
A:really?
B:Yes, I am a stoner achiever.
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Air freshener, or any other strong smelling cleaner that takes away the smell of weed.
Bro, you smell like mad bud. Don't worry, I got a bottle of stoner cologne in my car.
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the stoner sports are hacky sack and frisby, and if you play eather one guitar and bass, and drums sort of.
me: dude, i have an idea
dan: what
me: lets roast a bowl and play hacky sack, then smoke soem more and play frisby
dan: you are the smartest person i know
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the jesus to the stoner. stoners worship him as if he were real and they pray until there is a great amount of marijuana
i cant go out tonite i have to pray to stoner jesus for some weed
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if you smoke pot on a daily basis you will have this instinct you know what the deal is at all times and your quick about it weither it be driving or just chilling around you will have this strange feeling and if your high enough you will have a visual of the action that is being senced . this is however always confused with paranoia with is a short term effect of marijuana that is usually wrong and can get u smacked and or passed . usually this vision will consist of how you can find weed, or what ever the situation maybe at the time and you solve the dilema while stoned
that kid man he has like a stoner sence he always knows what to do in the right situations
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an object that you simply cannot pass when stoned.
lewis: joe hurry up, climb over that rope
Joe: dude i cant, it's like totally stoner proof
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