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when the kidney is kicked so hard that it shoots into the brain causing a stroke. Fortunately we have two kidneys, unfortunately this only increases the risk.
Tom: Did you hear what happened when Josh's girlfriend kicked him with her heals on?
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke
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when you see something so baffling you think you've downloaded a stroke
Is a bot going crazy or am i having a cyber stroke?
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When inhaling a joint very quickly and harshly.
- Come on! Brazilian stroke! For Sao Paolo!
- Alright fine... holy shit.
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To stroke someone's throat hard and really good and kind of fast or to grind on your sex partner while your cock is in them
Damn my girl like it when I be hard stroking her
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To sex or pleasure a woman. To fondle her tits.
Man! You better stoke a bitch good tonight!
Stroke a bitch nice and hard
Make sure you pleasure that woman and hold those tits hard!
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When your dick gets so hard that the blood pressure in your cock causes a malfunction resembling a stroke in your brain. EXCEPT IT IS YOUR FUCKING DICK!!!!!!!
Nice looking woman walks in.
Guy 1-look at that lady! Damn!
Guy 2- yeah too bad you had a dick stroke last week. Don't think you'll be doing work in her slit.
Guy 1-don't remind me asshole...
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The best diesel truck engine built Ford Tough.
Power Stroke is the engine in Ford trucks.
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