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puerto rican kumquat

when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman

"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."

by captain deeze January 31, 2012


puerto rican cheescake

Puerto Rican cheescake is when you pour fondu into a fat girls ass and eat it

Lawrence gave Salena a Puerto Rican cheescake in chelan

by Tyler_spees November 10, 2018

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puerto rican roon

Someone whom is a dumbass

God don’t say that you sound like a Puerto Rican roon

by Heresith March 27, 2018


Puerto Rican Coffee

Anal sex first thing in the morning

Bro 1: Bro, How was your date with Emily?
Bro 2: Great! She stayed over and I got to wake up to some of that solid Puerto Rican Coffee

Bro 1: Damn ... nothing like waking up to anal

by An@lQueeeens April 5, 2018


Puerto Rican Shower

Noun: When a girl ain’t showered and she know her coochie stank, so she sprays along with the rest of her with perfume.

Going on a date right after work. No time for a shower, so Puerto Rican shower it is!”

by Mystressovmayhem January 4, 2024


Puerto Rican Shower

When a person has beer funneled into their rear-end and then is penetrated in the anus

Kyle is walking a bit funny. Do you think he had a Puerto Rican Shower yesterday

by uknev2016 March 26, 2021


Puerto Rican Love Button

Darkened butt hole. The smooching hole. The whistling pleasure button

Brandon put his finger in her Puerto Rican Love Button.

by Bartender poet June 10, 2024