when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman
"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."
Puerto Rican cheescake is when you pour fondu into a fat girls ass and eat it
Lawrence gave Salena a Puerto Rican cheescake in chelan
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Anal sex first thing in the morning
Bro 1: Bro, How was your date with Emily?
Bro 2: Great! She stayed over and I got to wake up to some of that solid Puerto Rican Coffee
Bro 1: Damn ... nothing like waking up to anal
Noun: When a girl ain’t showered and she know her coochie stank, so she sprays along with the rest of her with perfume.
“Going on a date right after work. No time for a shower, so Puerto Rican shower it is!”
When a person has beer funneled into their rear-end and then is penetrated in the anus
Kyle is walking a bit funny. Do you think he had a Puerto Rican Shower yesterday
Darkened butt hole. The smooching hole. The whistling pleasure button
Brandon put his finger in her Puerto Rican Love Button.