snake's gotta swim

I need to pee (used by a male)

"Excuse me. Snake's gotta swim."

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ndp swim class

the worst thing you'll ever do. swim class makes you wanna kill yourself. i'd rather drown. just go to john carroll, they don't make you swim there.

"Man, I got ndp swim class after lunch today."
"Bro that's rough, at least we had chicken bites for lunch though."

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Hawaiian swimming pool

When a guy cums in an innie and it hardens into an outie.

guy 1 "i heard you gave Samantha a Hawaiian swimming pool last night"

guy 2 "yea she loved it"

Swimming cap nipple

Having a nipple so large it looks like a swimming cap.

"Did u see that girl last week she hap a proper swimming cap nipple"

Swimming conference championships

It's Another championships happening a few days after the first championships. Swimming conference championships combine 4 or more leagues ( A league, B league, etc). They all have to compete in events that they got a certain time for. Every time or sometimes, the top 8 people in the event get to make it to the swimming finals.

Person 1: "Did you make in to Swimming Conference Championships?"
Person 2: "No I didn't have a good time for any of my events."

swim between the flags

Rubbing your cock between a pair of tits

I Didn’t quite get the message that now was not the best time to have a swim between the flags

Human swim cap

When a man lowers his head and the women opens her labia flaps to resemble a swim cap going over someone’s head.

Bert: “So how was your night last night with Gertrude?”
Ernie: “It was good she let me give her the good ole human swim cap!”