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I need to pee (used by a male)
"Excuse me. Snake's gotta swim."
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When a guy cums in an innie and it hardens into an outie.
guy 1 "i heard you gave Samantha a Hawaiian swimming pool last night"
guy 2 "yea she loved it"
the worst thing you'll ever do. swim class makes you wanna kill yourself. i'd rather drown. just go to john carroll, they don't make you swim there.
"Man, I got ndp swim class after lunch today."
"Bro that's rough, at least we had chicken bites for lunch though."
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The act of taking someone to a body of water, with the sole intent of drowning them.
Once he found out she had cheated, her Italian swim class was inevitable.
The Real Swim Shady is an entity more elusive and slippery than a bar of prison soap. ALERT, the target is exceptionally mobile and can climb a skyscraper in mere seconds. All attempts to kill the target have proved unsuccessful, even Gavstone the Almighty cannot kill him. If there were to be a comparison between the Almighty Gavstone and The Real Swim Shady, they would be equally matched on an extra-dimensional scale. Swim Shady is about evasive as Gavstone is strong. Swim Shady is an infamous rap artist who beatboxes whilst dodging blows from opponents. Side note, Swim Shady has never paid his taxes for he is just that slippery.
Damn, that The Real Swim Shady guy. He sure is slippery.
When a man lowers his head and the women opens her labia flaps to resemble a swim cap going over someone’s head.
Bert: “So how was your night last night with Gertrude?”
Ernie: “It was good she let me give her the good ole human swim cap!”
Rubbing your cock between a pair of tits
I Didn’t quite get the message that now was not the best time to have a swim between the flags