Tap it and bag it

The rarly used and extremely difficult opposite of the "Bag it and tap it" method. It involves a kamikazee land shark attempt by the male to the unknowning female, which might only be possible if the girl is wearing a short skirt. While it is hard to even get the "tap", to follow through with the "bag" you need a girl that will go along with you shoving your cock into her without her permission. Basically there needs to be the sluttiest girl in the world in your vacinity.

Process:
1. Male unzips fly, whips out hard cock
2. Male scans room for skank with short skirt
3. Male runs at said skank with force, cock pointing straight out aka Kamikazee Land Shark
4. If tap is successful and skank enjoys the extreme violation of her Vajj, then she has been bagged.

Dude Guy Jim: "Hey check out that hoe bag with the super short skirt!"

Dude Guy Chauncy: "Man I got no chance with that piece of ass"

Dude Guy Jim: "Yeah your right, it looks like the only chance you got is to tap it and bag it."

Dude Guy Chauncy: "Shit my zipper is stuck!"

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camel tap

when a girl takes her vagina and taps you with it on your forehead

After tea-bagging my girl she decided to get even so she camel tapped me.

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double tap

Shooting someone twice in the head very quickly. I think the official number is something like 1.7 seconds.

I double tapped the terrorist.

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Tit Tap

To go up to a girl and tap her boob from underneath then run away in laughter.

"Hey homie! Go tit tap that chick!"

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tapping a vein

Injecting drugs into your bloodstream. Usually done by only the most hardcore addicts, as it results in the quickest high.

"I know this junkie that got HIV, from tapping a vein."

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Tap Out

Brand name apparel worn by posers who want to be associated with the MMA lifestyle even though they don't fight, don't train, don't do shit.

"Damn, this scene is blowing up, let's create Tap Out t-shirts and decals for all the wannabes. Make sure they're black because that's the only color they wear, and make sure the logo looks like an iron cross cuz that's hardcore and shit."

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tapping guts

The act of repeatedly hitting the top of the vaginal canal with your big dick.

Person 1: So did you fuck your new girlfriend last night?

Person 2: Dude, her pussy was so tight and my dick is so big I was tapping guts!

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