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to have a deep understanding or knowledge of a person
Jackie was wondering if Ronan was thinking of buying her something "sparkley" for Christmas. He knew she was fishing for a ring. "I have you taped" he told her.
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A dick so large it demands a measurement.
"He might be a jerk, but he has a tape measure dick.''
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Sex tapes from a man who explains fairy tales in 2 minutes or less (also explains the sex videos to completion).
Other useful explanations include the following
It's a short one this week
Greasy meat resembling a bear
Unusual downpour
How we get chapped
I'll make it through Sarges Sex Tape if God doesnt smite us with a rain of used condoms
You define it with your *imagination* (lots of short people involved)
Let’s do something like Izzy’s porn tape
Used when family and friends keep bringing up an embarrassing picture or video from your past.
Ughh...let that shit die already! This is my sex tape.
Tossing off all over yourself or your partner.
I was hitting that girl doggy style, pulled out at the very last moment and gave her a ticker tape parade all over her back!
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An awesome band that writes a wide variety of music. Their most famous song would most likely be "Duct-Tape Rage", it is also their first song. They are a small band from Ann Arbor, Michigan.
Guy 1: Duuuuuude, that cocncert rocked, who was that awesome band that played at the beginning?
Guy 2: Duct-Tape Militia, man, everyone in Ace Deuce knows them
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