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Pop tarting is a combination of butt sex and titi sex. Push the cheeks together and have a blast.
I refuse to have butt sex or titi sex so I pop tarted instead!
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A FART THAT SMELLS OR TASTE TART OR AS MY BROTHER SAYS HIS FUTURE WIFE
MY FART SMELLS LIKE A FART TART
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A sudden instance of complete stupity, similar to a heat flash except with retardedness instead of heat.
Teacher- What is 2+2?
Tart- ummmmm..........hold on.......let me think...
Teacher- are you having a tart flash again.
Tart- yeah, i completely forgot the answer.
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A sex act, of teabagginga female while in a tanning bed, and cumming on her, like a poptart in an toster oven.
I'd like to pop tart that fine ass beezy!
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Noun. Cockney insult. Used in some films about London gangsters.
Jimmy: Oi, Gerald you tart! What you doin' sanny jim? You lookin' te get yersewf a fackin' slap?
Gerald: Sorry gav, please don't drown me in cement 'n' put me in foundations.
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When someone spreads their ass-cheeks and rubs shit on the nose of someone who is sleeping or passed out drunk.
Bob: Did you hear Richard gave Finn a bakewell tart last night?
Rick: That is nasty... I always had a hunch Richard didn't wipe...
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this is a pair of boobs that are are shaped like pop-tarts but are not pop-tarts theirfore making it the best shaped boob(it's like eating a pop-tart with a nipple) tit tarts are very tasty
i don't know something like this: . . TIT TARTS
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