tax babe

1) Hottie who is learned in the ways of tax policy.

2) Liz Liebschutz

Steve: "Did you see that chick on C-Span in the red suit?"
Carl: "Yeah. That's Sheila's friend Liz. Total tax babe."
Steve: "Seriously. She's a perfect 1040."

tax cut

When Bush decides to reduce taxes. Sadly, this will never happen because Bush thinks that the key to a better future for his country's citizens is to bomb other countries that pose NO threat to the USA whatsoever.

I wish we got a tax cut, but instead we got war.

tax payer

An employee of the government. Unlike other government employees (i.e. Post Office workers, Congressman), tax payers can be fired and actually have to work for a living.

Damn, I pay so much taxes that I am an employee of the government.

fanum tax

romantic "word???" used in the legendary song, sticking out your gyat for the rizzler.

Person: Hey!

Crush: Hello =)

Person: just so you know, youre very fanum tax 😉

Crush: fuck off.

loser tax

The monies paid by superior poker players to lesser players by way of long shot draws and bad beats.

"I would have won the tournament if not for the loser tax I had to pay to donkey boy over there"

bitch tax

1. The price you pay for having a girlfriend or wife. It could be money or something more abstract such as loss of your freedom.

2. Alimony and/or child support.

You, remembering the good old days: "I used to be flush with cash until I started paying the bitch tax"

Coworker to you: "Hey man you wanna grab a beer after work?"
You: "I'd love to but I can't afford the bitch tax".

fantom tax

When a man nuts but no nut comes out. It is believed a fantom slurped up all the nut before the nut could come out, collecting its tax.

Sticking out your gyat with the rizzler. You're so skibidi, you're so fantom tax. I just want to be your sigma...