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1. Slang for semen, similar to cum, jizz, spunk.
2. a term used by feminazis who think it means literal male tears.
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Guy: Mate! when i saw sarah wearing a short skirt that showed off her ass i thought i was going to cry male tears!
Guy 2: Oh just wait till mathlab, emma's wearing see through yoga pants and a thong! I don't think i'll be able to contain myself!
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Feminazi: HURR HURR I HAVE A MALE TEARS MUG, GUYS SHOULD SHARE THEIR EMOTIONS THO.
Guy to Guy 2: *whisper* does she realize male tears mean semen?
Guy 2 to Guy: *whisper* i don't think so.
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When the man ejaculates up the girl's nose, the semen accumulates so much that it oozes out of her tear ducts. If it doesn't ooze out right away, the man punches her in the face to induce crying.
Cory: "Oh yeah, here it comes, where do you want it?"
Topanga: "I feel like being kinky...why don't you give me a Tear-jerker?"
Cory: "Oh ya...that's SO hot."
*Cory ejaculates and makes high-pitched orgasm screeches*
*Topanga makes snorting sounds*
Cory: "Hey, it's not coming out of your eyes!"
*Cory punches Topanga in the face*
*Topanga cries cum*
Cory: "Yeah...that's better. By the way, bitch, I got AIDS."
*Topanga cries more cum*
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Slang for pre-ejaculate (also known as pre-ejaculatory fluid, preseminal fluid, or Cowper's fluid, and colloquially as pre-cum) is the clear, colorless, viscous fluid that emits from the urethra of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused.
That girl got me so hot I was shedding clown tears.
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When life just plain sucks and you cry and jerk off at the same time.
he couldn't get out of the friend zone so he had some tearful masturbation while listening to 'someone like you' by adele
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Emu tears are the highly prized substance used to maintain the pH meters of the stick variety. These are rare and the ethical issues remain a sticking point, with emus having to be made sad for there attainment.
James: I just spilt sodium hydroxide in my emu tears nooooooooooo!
Craig: Trololol
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Tear-able is used when referring to a beautiful woman that you would like to have sex with...a woman that is so terribly hot she's downright 'tear-able'. You simply want to 'tear' into her.
Oh man, I love Amber...she's so freakin' tear-able. I'd love to rip into the shit post-haste!!
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