The Dirty Tenni
When a bloke anally penetrates a woman with his penis whilst also vaginally penetrating her with his fist. Then proceeds to masturbate himself through the thin lining between the womans anus and vagina...
Nathan sat and watched as his wife received The Dirty Tenni from behind.
Origin: Some guy hating on Final Boss
Meaning: The ultimate burn. You will be unable to recover from it
NoisyBoi87: You're a trash can
Goddess KR: Your mother bathes with tennis!
Kraetyx: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Where you rip off your Turtles head and throw it back and forth with a friend.
Why did she want to play turtle tennis last night, it's gross!
Where snot is in your mouth and you kiss/ spit in someones mouth and put the snot in there mouth and it goes back and forth.
She wanted to play turtle tennis last night!
The endless back and forth political shots between Democrat and Republican commentators throughout the day on mainstream media. It is just like a tennis match. Democrats, Republicans, liberal, conservative, CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, network tv, cable tv, cable news, political commentators, talking heads
I am so tired of the talking head tennis that is always on tv every day. I don't learn anything about the world, just the endless drama in DC.
Father and son are both tennis players and love fiddling kids at the club
Friend 1: I dropped my 9 year old at Butler tennis the other night, you should send your kids there!
Friend 2: Really, my kids would like to try tennis how did little Richard find it?
Friend 1: oh, Richard got double teamed by the Butlers he said he got arse-raped in the changing room then bent over the tennis nets whilst Judas pumped the daylight out of him just before he left he said he got fisted aswell??
Friend 2: Ill have to book for my CJH then
a home made bong made from a tennis ball!
hey man check out my tennis bong!!