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When you get absolutely ass raped by some scrub it feels like they are dragging your testicles on the floor at the speed of a boeing 747.
Random person absolutely destroys you in game.
Xbox chat: that scrub just took you on a testicle testdrive
"In Brazilian Testicle Boxing, an individual presents their sagged testicles to their partner, and their partner then forcefully punches said testicles as if they were a speed boxing bag."
"Yo my girl Brazilian testicle boxed me last night and and it felt incredible!" :"I love Brazilian Testicle Boxing! my boyfriend lets me do it all the time!"
"I testicle fucked a girl last night"
"Alex, you absolute dog, you!"
In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.
According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.
Brad: There is no way your going to buy the Testicle Shotgun
Bard: Too bad I'm going to buy the Testicle Shotgun.
The act of hiding ones Testicle inside an object, this could be clothing, Weapon or even vehicle. The Hidden testicle will be then Guarded by the Person with the missing Testicle for its dear life whilst the friend, Partner or someone hunts for it. The act is usually done my professionals
KID: Hey Mom?
MOM: Yes dear?
KID: I found Dad's hidden testicle in his jacket, imma bring it to school for show and tell.
DAD: *Slaps kid and re-Hides testicle*
DAD: don't touch my testicle, this is my profession, don't attempt to find it.
Another name for testicles, said by only the cool people who watch videos like "OMG Shoes!"
Oh boy! Look at those pa-testicles!