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To cover one's nutsac with tabasco sauce and proceed to teabag (put your balls on one's forehead) another person so that it stings their eyes.
How do your eyes feel after i texas teabagged you?
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A very specific type of lingerie found to be very attractive to Texan males.
Consists of cotton panties, a tight t-shirt (preferably white in color), and no bra.
"Forget about lace and thongs, I like my girl wearing Texas Lingerie!"
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No one's quite sure what it is, but it involves Tabasco Sauce, a Telephone, and the Anus.
Trett Boyette gave the Sixth Grader a Texas Chilibowl.
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Small town. Big dreams. No matter how far you go. Everyone comes back. A mix of Wannabe thugs, country folks, and happy hippies.
Greenville texas has a great community.
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A technique where a used, prefferably lubricated condom is slapped upon an unsuspected face.
" Man, Devin was so drunk that Josh just walked right up to him and gave him the old Texas Parachute."
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A state directly north of Texas whose inhabitants imitate the dress, speech, and culture of Texans, whose claim to fame is being adjacent to Texas. Also known as Oklahoma.
I wanted to take a road trip down to Texas but since my car broke down I only made it as far as Texas Jr.
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A term coined to reference the falling of a snowflake in Texas, which often is used as a signal from the heavens to indicate the approach of the apocalypse. School and buisiness will cease all over the state and everyone will take the day off to pray for mercy from the freezing wrath of being buried under snow. Often occurs in Febuary, once every hundred or so years. So far thtey've only been false signals and the world as we know it has not yet ended. There are some who consider the Texas Snowday as mere superstition and file it along with the Y2K bug and other such nonsensical theories. These people are considered too be uneducated and unintelligent.
"Dear lord, please rescue us from the everlasting darkness of te barren winter and restore the fire to our souls"
-traditional Texas Snowday Prayer, should be repeated consistently between the hours of 6 P.M. and 6 A.M. for best effects.
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