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Someone who wears a suit in casual places or carries a suitcase with them to most places. This act is usually done to bring attention to oneself as an important or otherwise note worthy person. Often they are loning assholes that want to look cool.
"Hey look at that retard, he thinks hes a business man."
"I bet he is gay"
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A way to describe a parent company.
I heard 21st century Fox might get a business daddy!
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The best guild on the World of Warcraft server Burning Blade. It is awesome and will blow you away with its awesome awesomeness. Also, it is home to the best warrior on Burning Blade...Enst. Enst cannot be stopped. Enst WILL devour you whole.
Hey whats the best guild on Burning Blade?
The Family Business of course. Who else?
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Unable to do what you're paid for because you think you have far more important things to do. Normally people that are "too busy" actually do nothing at all - they are parasitic in nature, should not be believed and should be treated with extreme caution.
Linda was too busy getting a spit roast from me and her alsation to do her job properly.
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The act of achieving orgasm at work...usually through masturbation.
Every time I chat with Scott while he's in the office, it ends up with him getting all business sticky.
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The degree that kids go for because their parents wouldn’t accept their art history degree.
Gabe: Hey Dad, I really want to go into ministry
Dad: I don’t want my son working at a Starbucks. You’re going into business administration.
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A euphemism for using the bathroom, often employed when one wants his/her friends to think he/she was doing something important. Like an inside joke with yourself.
Person 1# 'dude, where'd you go'
Person2# 'important business trip'
or
Person 1# 'Hey! where were you?'
Person 2# 'long intense business trip
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