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The shittiest weed known to man
"Hey man this weed is great, try it"
"No way, this shit is detroit dirt."
When your team gets rekt, or you rek someone.
Dude, we got put on dirt.
I know man, they whupped us good.
When you gather dirt on coworkers with intention of extortion to climb the corporate ladder.
Nick started an "off record" work chat in order to get his peers to leak information he could use to climb his dirt ladder.
A garbage human who has nothing to offer humanity but being awful and being down and belongs out by the curb with the other rubbish.
Steve always takes up two spaces when he parks. He’s such a dirt person.
Your dogs AKA feet
feet that dig into the ground
long toe nails is normally the cause
(kid bare foot with unshaved dog nails)
PUT THE DIRT DIGGERS AWAY
When you pinch a shit that leaves a seemingly never ending amount of remnant requiring wipe after wipe after wipe after wipe to try and get that last clean swipe of the ass crack. Usually leaves your ass raw from the toilet paper. Even after you think you are done, you still feel like one more wipe is needed.
I just took a dirt pinch. I must have used a whole role. I still feel dirty.
My brown button is raw skin from all the wiping from that dirt pinch I just took.
I’m gonna need to run back to the rest room. That dirt pinch has me needing to do just one more wipe. I’m all itchy down there.