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The correct spelling of the band. It is not "Greenday", nor is it "gREeN dAY!!11!1!!!".
"When I saw the Green Day concert, Billie Joe was masturbating on stage."
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Nut day is the day that celebrates ejaculation, the action of stroking ones penis to cause an orgasm that sends a white liquid to shoot out called sperm, semen, cum etc., and is celebrated on October 22nd every year.
some dude: "dude what day is it?"
some other dude: "its Nut day dude!!"
some dude: "Hell yeah."
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something an athlete posts on their snapchat story, meaning they have a game today
Did you see Jack post love day on his story?
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The reason why so many people are born in november
"When is your birthday?"
"November 14th"
"Hm, not suprised..."
"Eh, why is that?"
"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"
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A romantic interest or hook-up lasting for a short period, often one day or less.
Is Cyndi going out with Scott? No she's just his flavor of the day.
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A holiday in celebration of the prophet Bellini. Many years ago, before the Big Traffic Jam, a man named Bellini went to the store to buy a jar of buttermilk. Pausing to gaze at the majesty of an empty parking lot, Bellini was struck by a rock and died. On the site of his death, a buttermilk tree miraculously sprouted.
This is going to be the best Bellini Day ever!!!
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In New Zealand: Used to describe the one day of the year when it is sunny.
In Australia: Used to describe pretty much every single day.
By God, it's a beautiful day init?
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