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The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.
"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."
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1. the technical jargon of dedicated computer users
2. slang used mainly on the internet
I am so sick of that geek speak.
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A game, most commonly played 1 v 1, similar to volleyball but played with a smaller and softer palm-sized ball within the confines of an office or cubicle area. Players must volley the ball back and forth while keeping the ball off the ground (any other surface is legal) and in motion.
In geek ball, there is some cooperation to the game in the hits must be returned. Due to the environment and relative lack of fitness of players, spiking is not allowed.
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'Geek', not to be confused with 'Nerd' as Geek's have less of an ability to overacheive in anything but cuteness.
'Geek Crush' - An unpredictable crush, that teenagers (male or female) often develop on people, much below their standards, or people that don't fit the normal view of attraction, often conceived on people above average weight, miles below average weight, with glasses, people above average height, below average height, with a larger interest for comics (graphic novels) or manga, or people that are abnormally shy.
Mia: I Have a total Geek Crush on Michael Cera, He's the most adorable thing since fried pancakes.
Danielle: Euw.
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A geek (usually an alpha geek) who has leveraged his or her expertise toward developing financial success in business, commerce or industry.
Examples of well-known power geeks include Bill Gates (Microsoft), Steve Jobs (Apple) and Sergey Brin (Google).
Most of the customers at the Ferrari dealerhip were power geeks with more money than they can spend.
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A Style thief who blatantly copies another person. As usual someone who steals style can never pull off the swagg held by the original styler, this is often called geeking up the style.
Piece of shit that can't come up with his own ideas
"yo did you see Bernie yestarday? Mother bitch stole my moves."
-"yea I saw that shit.. dude's a style geek."
Next day: "yo Bernie, quit geeking my style"
styler swagger jacker thief asshole jacker geek jacked bitch punkass punk ass
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An obvious oxymoron, 'geek chic' emerges from oxygen deprived hallucination in which geeks evolve into actual existence as a sort of technocracy radiating the holy aura of cool. You will find no more crushing an argument against geek chic than Bill Gates, who despite being the richest man in the world sports an apparent $5 coiffure and birth control glasses.
"You speak of geek chic, let let he who amongst you has an actual example of it speak now."---- Jesus Christ c 23 A.D.
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