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A sexual act when you are fucking a girl you slap your balls against her asshole (it has to be dirty) and then you slap your balls against her forehead so she has two brown nut marks on her forehead. Named after a jive ass fag who thinks hes cool, go to www.jacksonsneed.com to see this loser
I was with this chick on friday and she slapped me cause i gave her the jackson sneed.
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Former Saturday Night Live performer turned crazy, homophobic, teabagger.
I'd rather get gangraped by five Snookis than listen to the right wing bullshit coming out of Victoria Jackson's mouth.
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The sexiest woman on the planet. She's a mysterious, good-hearted person. Has a good sense of humor yet is very passionate. This is only the half of her. She's also the frontwoman of synthpop duo La Roux ;) And i want to marry her.
-your secret lover B.Y.
Nobody can do it like Elly Jackson.
Elly Jackson is so beautiful.
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Dancing like you've got no bones in your body, doing the most spectacular, awe-inspiring dance moves, moonwalking like you are floating on a cloud!
Guy 1: Hey, did you see that dude in the black sparkling
jacket Michael Jacksoning on the Motown 25
Show - that moonwalk was Beast! Michael Jackson,
to the side!
Guy 2: You dork! That dude WAS Michael Jackson!
The King of Pop was Michael Jacksoning the night away during his Bad concert at Madison Square Garden, lighting up the stage with the sheer brilliance of his dance moves!
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when a girl is giving you head and you pull out to pause and contemplate your next masterpiece, then you violently splatter-paint her face with jizz.
Bruce was drunk while getting head from his girlfriend so he decided to Jackson Pollack her face, and then later auction it off once he sobered up.
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Critically acclaimed New Zealand director, best known for the LOTR Trilogy and King Kong. Ever since, Jackson has become a major Hollywood heavyweight, respected for his perfectionism, yet carefree kiwi attitude.
"Peter Jackson used to ride between the studios on a bike in shorts and a loose tee."
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Man I can’t believe that you don’t know who Jackson Polack is?!?
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