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Jared is Nick Jonas
Jonasssss brotherrrrr
Jared Katz is jonas brotha
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verb when 3 people go behind a random building and start making out for 30 minutes, and dont care to stop when:
A: there are 2 old guys standing right next to them
B: half their grade is watching, and throwing rocks
guy 1: kid, look at nick and megan!!!! they're totally pullina a jared and courtney!
guy 2: man i know! ive been throwing rocks at them the whole time
guy 3: wow... there still going and theres 2 like 80 year old guys right there
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The Jared Stetson. The man, the myth, the legend. Undeniably one of the top 5 best looking men on the face of the planet. He has become such a revolutionary and pivotal influence that his quintessential being shall deicde the fate of mankind itself.
If God had a body, that body would loook like The Jared Stetson.
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A dude we all know and dont like to talk to. It's not that no one likes him, it's just that everyone feels bad for him. I mean it would suck to be 4' 3" and the only way this guy knows how to talk to people is with his hands. Anyways fuck Jared
I was looking for Jared all day, I finally found him when I looked down.
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The sweetest, most wonderful guy in the entire world <3
"You're beautiful" said Jared Conner
"I love you" I said
"I love you too" he replied
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Jared : the original thottie, lifts everyday, has a fucking T. rex, smashed Linda- she wasn’t impressed with his Indian Weenie.
“I wish I was as cool as Jared Marson”
“Damn me too!”
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The insane untalented frontman for 30 Seconds to Mars who thinks he can actually sing. He is also a really big ego maniac with a serious temper and attitude problem. Enjoys screaming and throwing temper tantrums like a 2 year old
Jared Leto is the ulimate jackass.
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