Fluff my Llama

(adj.) Another way of saying FML, or fuck my life, in a funny or humorous way. Alternatively can be used with friends in the presence of parental units to avoid getting scolded for cursing.

You know that text I wrote that I didn't want to send? Well I sent it by accident, fluff my llama

llama avenue

really high or baked. Used only in conjunction with verbs that treat it as a road.

Kyint: "So after that we went to Fire's house and cruised down Llama Avenue."
Person 2: "Who are you?"

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llama ranch

whore house,chicken ranch,

i went 2 the auction at the llama ranch and bought a dam.

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Dick Sucking Llama

A Level 30 dick sucking goat, known to inhabit the lands of a texas "safari"

Awesome! My dick sucking goat just evolved into a dick sucking llama

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Ur mamas a llama

Burn of the century

Normie: ur brother a mother
Me: ur mamas a llama
Everyone: OHHHH!!!!!

Cómo te llamas

The catch-all Spanish phrase when you don't have a clue what is going on. It can be used to mean almost anything. Possible uses include:

1. An urgent way of settling someone down.

2. A description of yourself or anything else.

3. A reply to some random Spanish question.

4. Anything else.

(Blind guy stabs your friend)
You: Cómo te llamas! Cómo te llamas...

Random dude #1: Hey! How are you?
Random dude #2: Ehh, cómo te llamas...

Spanish guy: Hola, amigo. ¿Es buena la comida?
Helpless American: ...Cómo te llamas???

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obama the llama

obama was the llama was ridin a a mini-llama w/ his mama in the shama!!!! (thats not even a word folks!!!)

the presidential candidate is such an OBAMA THE LLAMA!!!

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