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mall ballin’ (verb) mall baller (noun)
woman who has sex for the purpose of receiving clothing or jewelry men, or has sex for the money to buy clothes and jewelry herself
“Cindy didn’t have the money to buy that new dress at Old Navy, so she’s mall ballin’ some dude in the Arby’s bathroom for 50 bucks”
“I didn’t know Cindy was a mall baller, if she ever wants anything from Claire’s Boutique let me know”
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Basically a frenzied shopping whore, however, much more vicious. They seek out everything in the sea known as a mall. They maul on anything they can get their hands on, including your money. There's often more than one of these in any mall, plaza or promenade.
They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.
If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.
If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.
Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.
Store Clerk: Boss, we need your help, we're getting a feeding frenzy of mall sharks down here! Help!
Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.
Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*
Manager: Oh Johnny...
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Definitions: 1. People who spend a lot of time in the mall but doesnt actually buy anything i.e Window Shopping.
2. People who offers sex to the shop assistants just to get an item for free/half price. 3. An actual whore inside a mall.
1. Look at those poor people, they're such Mall Whores.
2. She's such a Mall Whore, can't even afford a toothpaste.
3. What a shameless bitch!!!
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A shitty ass cheap menthol cigerette for ppl that are too cheap to buy marlboros.
Skittles choked on his pall mall at the bus stop and had a seazure and rolled into the road n got creamed by his own bus.
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Smoking weed.
A term made up by two high school boys, so the could talk about smoking pot freely and with out drawing attention.
Man, we went to the mall four times yesterday!
We went to the mall.
We're going to the mall.
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Just because you dont agree with the way mall-metal kids dress doesnt mean you can be rude about it. true, they dress differently, but so do you. get over the fact that you hate everyone, and start being a little more considerate.
mall-metal isnt bad, neither is scene, emo, or jock.
no genre is lame.
Dude, look, they're mall metal--GO HOME!
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Original definition: skate trick, Pushing down on the tail of a skateboard and grabbing it by the front trucks. Generally the first “trick” most skaters learn. Generally the only trick that mall rats who buy boards but don’t ride will know how to do.
That kid has no idea how to ride, he just sits in the mall holding his board and does an occasional mall grab.
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