The act of hanging onto one others body when too intoxicated to stand on your own.
“Bro, look at Jordan slothing on Zack, he took 8 shots of 151 ten minutes ago and he’s completely wasted”.
When you hug someone somewhat similar to how a sloth hugs a tree.
'I'm slothing you so tightly right now'
A disease that makes you obsess with sloths to the point that you keep screaming the word sloth every hour.
Tom loves sloths due to sloth disease
The majestic rainbow sloth is all
The majestic rainbow sloth is love
The majestic rainbow sloth is life
You will obey the majestic rainbow sloth
The majestic rainbow sloth is our lord
The majestic rainbow sloth created all
The majestic rainbow sloth is meme god
I will obey the majestic rainbow sloth for all eternity
A person who is too lazy to copy and paste a web address into their search bar
Person: Can you send me a link. I keep clicking it and it does not work.
Me: Copy and past it into your search bar you fucking E-Sloth
Someone who takes forever to text back
I hate texting jody he is such a sloth texter