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Golden Susan

when you piss in a pancake and serve it to your grandma on thanksgiving.

bruh i totally gave my old mammers a golden susan on thanksgiving! thats what she gets for not sending me a check on my birthday!!!1

by unicef is fake December 14, 2022


Jealous Susan

When you're riding your boyfriend/husband during sex and remember that earlier in the night when you were both out he was innocently chatting to a random female. This makes you irrationally mad or a 'Jealous Susan' and you either squeeze his balls, slap him in the face, choke him or shove something up his arse to demonstrate your envy.

Was having sex with Dave last night and went full Jealous Susan on him...

by Foxy McHound December 29, 2018


Slippery Susan

When you bang a soccer mom and shoot it in between her toes

Oh man I gave her a slippery Susan.

by Gaypex October 5, 2019


Susan 34 Kids

A middle aged white woman who has a lot of kids and restricts what her kids can do and is very invasive. Usually feed their Kids cucumber slices and carrot sticks. Lives in the suburbs and is strictly Christian.

look at Susan 34 Kids over there feeding her kids apple slices at the park.

by White Christian Families April 4, 2018


Susan Day!

Susan day is the anniversary of Amber discovering susan..mayer and it’s on the 2nd of december!

Oh my heavenly days! It’s Susan day!

by reallymarcia September 10, 2022


Susan Wainwright

The most wonderful premade sim ever, and the goddess of premade sims.
Well, she is'nt, but she's infamous due to being very obsessive.

Man1: Oh, that Kaiko girl is so taken with Susan Wainwright!
Man2: Yeah she is.

by Kaiko Valley April 29, 2018


Ann Susan

The lady maverick, whose spirit is full of passion, free energy and sheer awesomeness.

She is a great listener, and loves people whole heartedly and sees them without judgement.

Life won't be the same after you meet an Ann Susan.

Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ann Susan.

by swishandswirl November 24, 2021