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A clever flex move used by twitter influencers to showcase their extravagant lifestyle. It involves subtly flaunting one's luxury possessions or experiences while pretending to focus on something else entirely.
Business class ticket:
His latest tweet seemed all about the swanky new computer monitor in his home office, but sharp-eyed followers quickly spotted the Emirates Business Class boarding pass casually resting on his desk.
When you receive a piece of paper (or similar) that you can turn in for something exciting.
(Midnight releases at the Video Game store Gamestop use this, you pay for the game, they give you the receipt that you must bring back to get the game at Midnight)
I just went to Game Stop and got my Golden Ticket for the Call of Duty:Black Ops midnight release tonight!
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Michael Scott's best idea to date to promote sales. Sadly, this idea was credited to Dwight.
Michael Scott: Ok. We need, a golden ticket idea idea, to get us out of this mess.
Pam Beesly: Does that mean an idea that blows up in our faces later?
Jim Halpert: Good one.
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1. Engaging in sexual activity with another.
"Hey baby, can I get some pawn shop tickets?"
"He was getting some pawn shop tickets from that skank".
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knowing with certainty you'll be receiving a blowjob.
Dude, Sally's coming out to the bars with us later. Totally got that open jaw ticket ;)
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Device used to easily consume the required amount of toilet paper. Toilet paper roll holder. Sometimes abbreviated to S.T.D.
Bill got so mad he broke the shit ticket dispenser off the wall.
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A Airline ticket for fat people that is actually two tickets for one person that is too fat to fit in one seat.
Your momma is so fat, she has to buy two fat seat tickets instead of one fat seat ticket
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