Pear-y

a pear-shaped body

Dude, you're pear-y like Homer Simpson hahahahah!!!

Y!M

Yahoo Instant Messenger, the ! is substituted for an I
synonymous with Yahell

you guys, my computer's been on the fritz lately and Y!M is completely shot, can I use your's to check my offline messages?

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Y FRIRD

A question to summon the reason for an event

Once I saw someone pull the fire alarm, I yelled Y FRIRD

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Y tho

Short form of why though, used when someone says something dumb or does something stupid.

Person 1: Yo check out this song
*Mine Diamonds song plays*

Person 2: y tho

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Y-nal

Double penetrating an anal

Andy, I would Y-nal your mum

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y chromosome

(disregard my definition above)

Chromosome which is found in males. XY = male. XX = female. Sperm can be either an X or Y chromosome. During fertilization, if the Y chromosome sperm reaches the egg, then the baby is a boy. If the X chromosome sperm reaches the egg, then the baby is a girl.

If the Y chromosome is going extinct within the next 10-50 million years, then (assuming humans will still be around) where the fuck will babies come from?! Women (XX genes) can't have babies by themselves. They need a man (XY genes). That makes no fucking sense. Third sex? XZ? WTF?

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the "y" rule

When texting, the amount of y's after the letters he in the word "hey" is how horny someone is. The more y's, the hornier someone is.

Alex: What's up?
Charlotte: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex: Damn, someone's horny!
Charlotte: How'd you know, damn straight I'm horny.
Alex: The "y" rule.

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