Mexican Burrito

A Mexican Burrito is when you are having anal sex and the chick shits on your dick, making your dick all shitty. You then give her a shit stache, literally.. you give her a mustache with the shit on your dick.

Santiago: "ay senor i just gave anita a mexican burrito!"

Perijo: "oy good job comrade!"

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Arizona Burrito

An Arizona Burrito is where a man is giving anal sex to a woman, and apon insertion feels a burning sensation. The man then pulls out to find the undigested remnants of jalapeno peppers stuck to his manhood.

The new girl and I were tryin somthing new, I got down and dirty and she gave me an Arizona Burrito!

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Burrito Face

1) One that posses a grossly disfigured face riddled with acne and cheese.

2) A face that resembles the contents of a burrito after it has been shat out.

"Look at the Burrito Face on that redhead skeezer!"

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Bean Burrito

Giving or receiving fellatio immediately after anal sex.

I pulled out and fed him a bean burrito.

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Asian Burrito

a sexual position involving an Asian man who is significantly shorter than the other participants in the "burrito." He should fit under a lifted leg.

The asian burrito is the best sex position ever

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sloppy burrito

a sloppy burrito usually takes place on a hot summer's day, when you're girl gets mud butt/swamp ass. you two decide to do anal and when you pull out and see the mess she's left on your dick, you proceed to strike her across the face with it.

"dude, i had to give kathy a sloppy burrito yesterday."

"that's why i won't do anal until winter. "

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Dirty Burrito

when your analing a girl and she shits on your penis then gives you head

dirty burrito anal penis dirty sanchez

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