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Your wife buys votive candle for a votive candle holder and buys the wrong size.. too big to fit thru the opening. You say give me that thing and i will make it work. She says i will give you one million dollars if you make it fit. So i take the candle out of the tin. Bend tin and place it into the holder. Then i take candle and shove it thru shaving a little off the sides. Reassemble candle into tin hand it to her and ask for that million.
That is my votive candle definition and story.
A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.
She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.
Putting a joint in the middle of the bowl. You smoke down the joint and finish the bowl. High level: there's like intergalactic slo-mo
Joey - You want to smoke a candle?
DeDe - Uh...what?
Joey - Just wait.
*creates candle by making bowl and joint and filling weed around joint in bowl* *light joint*
(Might have to pull a little harder on joint)
A small piece of wax that holds flame to ignite the fires of desire and love
can also be used to "accidentally" burn a building down.
Haha and do you know what burned the building down? A candle!
THC concentrate aka Wax
when you hit up your weed guy, and need wax but you know the government is listening, you tell him you need a candel.
i'd like to have a nice bonfire.
how about we light some domesticated fires instead?
yeah, candles are good.
Have you heard of the word "lit"??...yeah "candles!" is just an upgrade level.
Dude did you watch that movie? Wasn't it good?
Good? dude...it was damn candles!