Cunt Cap

The dirty, covertly contagious nickname behind a popular military style of hat, the garrison cap. The hat itself is simple in construction and is typically made of felt wool, cotton, or moleskin. More recent variants include synthetic materials like polyester. It is typically associated with apparel worn on base and is not very practical for use in the field.

The name comes from the top of the cap, which, when triple-creased, resembles a vagina. To preserve the dignity of the wearer, the hat, and the branch of service while maintaining the humor of the name, many troops abbreviate the name to "C-Cap".

Newer variants of the cap lack the triple crease on top, effectively eliminating the resemblance to genitalia, though it's doubtful that the hat's undignified nickname caused this change.

"Only a sailor could describe a hat as a cunt cap!"
"Like hell! The Army came up with that fine nickname years before any of you slimy ship rats!"
"You're both wrong! It was a Marine!"

*this argument continues endlessly and pointlessly until armageddon*

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fanny cap

Inserting a lid like odject or cork, to stop intercourse, a smaller version of a chastising belt,

My girlfriend cant get it else wear I've capped her fanny up good with a fanny cap

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cut the cap

stop the cap, stop lying, cut it out

friend 1:yeah bruh i dropped 15 at the game last night
friend 2:cut the cap

no cap no kizzy

I aint lying chief

Ayo its true, no cap no kizzy

Cap City

A.K.A. Rich City, Richmond VA, the capital of tha ol' dominion. I'm pretty sure the name originates from the high per capita murder rate (usually in the top 10 in the country), hence a lot of caps are busted here(see bust a cap).

"Yo Cap City got it on lock down at the Cotton Club."
-a common radio advertisement on power 92.1

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rat cap

This was a 1960's style hat consisting of a beanie-style cap with small brim in front and often with school initials or logo, once optimistically 'required' of freshman males at certain universities. To be seen in one permanently labeled one as a dork.

Rat caps seem to be making a comeback, as ironic retro wear.

Freshmen were supposed to wear rat caps while on campus at Georgia Tech. You risked the penalty of having your scalp shaved if you didn't.

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wave cap

A piece of cloth worn over the hair to protect or create waves in the hair. A wave cap is often worn as a piece of head ware, especially among African Americans.

That guy over there is wearing a wave cap.

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