Cave Homies

When you and a friend or best friend are fucking girls that are sisters or related in any way. You aren’t tunnel buddies, but you’re fucking girls from the same Cave.

-Dude are you still fucking sally?
- Yeah man, aren’t you fucking her sister?
- Hell yeah brotha! We’re Cave Homies!

Gorilla in the Cave

A booger in the nose. When a person breathes, it looks like the arm of a gorilla trying to grab you.

Hey man, you got a gorilla in the cave. Here’s a tissue.

House Cave

A house made of rocks, a rock made into a home, a house in a cave or a cave made into a house

“Henry, look at that house cave”
“Ella, that’s not a house cave, it’s a house made out of rocks”
“Henry that’s exactly a house cave dude”

Cave dweller

A person who doesn't get out much or at all. Very commonly a gamer. Can also be a person who simply feels like he/she doesn't really add up with people.

Person: You need to get out more, you're such a cave dweller!

Cave dweller: Whatever... *proceeds to play Dota, lol and wow*

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Cave Troll

An ugly, but heavily stacked guy, who inhabits a crappy little room on his own.

Percey: Whose the guy who lives in fat 21 next to the ample kitchen?

Nathaniel: That's Will, he's an absolute cave troll.

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cave spider

A dark blue spider that spawns within abandoned mineshafts. Cave spiders have 12 health (6 hearts) and do light damage (1-3) plus 5-10 seconds of poison damage which can be deadly. They are smaller than regular spiders, allowing them to go through 1x1 holes. When in combat, it's best to use a stone or above level sword to defeat them. The enchantment "Bane of Arthropods" is very useful since it does extra damage to spiders. It's best to keep milk aswell to clear out the poison. When cave spiders die, they drop string and spider eyes

cave spider

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cave creatures

general name: "boy"
- rumoured to live in the water because nobody actually ever sees them.
- walk on hands
- have curious web like feet
- often lurke around corners ready to pounce
- dirty
- evil, skank, hoes
- boys eat beets.
- if contact occurs, wash, rinse, shampoo, condition, and repeat until necessary , or until sins are repented
May Cause:
- lies
- lack of spelling skillz
- dilusionalism
- cave creatures like to steal soulds with their bulging abnormal eyes. Be aware. Another reason not to look directly at "them"

Marie: Is it safe to look staight into the eyes of cave creatures?
Answer: FALSE. refer to basilisk safety procedures. Proceed with caution.

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