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A 'tree change' is a phrase used to describe the move from city living to a more rural/country setting. Those looking to leave the hustle and bustle of the city behind often find themselves packing up their studio apartment and buying or renting a house in the bush.
Swapping congested city streets for a breath of fresh mountain air sounds idyllic but is a 'tree change' all it's cracked up to be?
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The Klingon general and main villan from Star Trek VI: The Undiscoverd Country. He is captain of a bird of prey that can fire while cloaked and is cool because he quotes Shakespear during his battles.
General Chang says, "Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war."
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When a waitress gives you change that has you either give a lot of money or very little for the tip. This is a trick to guilt you, don't fall for it.
See example for better understanding.
I was out once and the bill came to $29. I gave the waitress a $50. She came back with my change, a $20 bill and a $1 bill, stupid change. Am I supposed to leave her a $20 tip on a $29 order? I think not! I left that stupid bitch one dollar. Maybe some other sucker will fall for her tricks.
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A skateboarding trick where you do a kickflip and spin your body 180 degrees landing switch.
I did an awesome sex change last week.
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First you get on one of the carts you use to go under a car. You roll under your girl when shes on her period, heavy flow. You take out the old tampon and if blood gets on you thats ok your doing your job right. Clean her up, put in a new tampon, roll out from under her and give her a thumbs up.
Aaron gave his girl a great oil change last weekend.
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1. When a person changes her mind about getting into bed after you have given her head.
69. When you both change your mind about sex after giving each other head.
I gave her head and then she had a head change about boning.
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Term used to describe the facial expression of one who has smoked a copious amount of ganja, typically resulting in slitty eyes and a permanent idiot grin. Not to be confused with the slang for cocaine.
Stoner A: This weed is weak, dude, I'm getting nothing off this J..
Stoner B: Dude, you're fucking chang-faced! And stop bogarting the snacks.
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