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Also known as the Innermonologue gleefully acting young syndrome or "IMGAY" for short; A distortion of brain activity brought on by excessively drinking shots of whiskey and chasing them with shots of oil based paint, hits of 40x salvia, and huffing springtime meadows frebreze until the users legs give way.
Symtoms include laughing excessively at ones own vomit and then eating it; piercing of the gentials with household wares; and a generally proud demeaner about ones own stupidity.
There is no cure for Noodle Complex and since it is such a rare ailment, not much research or investigation has been conducted to discover a method to reduce the effects. To add to the plight, doctors often misdiagnose the problem as the "you dare me to do it syndrome" but the clear distinction between the two is that N.C. leads to homosexual tendencies whereas the latter does not.
Noodle Sundrome affects all races, classes, and both genders. However adolescents and young adults, particularly middle class caucasion fraternity members are at a dramatic increase of risk.
Jim..."Have you noticed how strange Josh has been acting?"
Shawna..."Yeah! he kidnapped the naighbors dog and is forcing him to slide down the hill on a stolen stop sign, I think hes on something strange."
Jim..."I wander if he might have Noodle Complex?"
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A Driver's Complex is contracted after one learns how to drive. It is the need never to sit in the back seat of a car ever again.
Symptoms include challenging legitimate shotgun calls and picking fights with the person in the front passenger seat.
Guy #1: Shotgun!
Steve: NO, YOU BITCH, GET IN THE BACK!
Guy #2: Calm down, Steve! You have a really bad Driver's Complex...
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An adult that is basically a pedophile having some form of attraction to kids.
Doesn't Bill Cosby have a lolita complex?
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In slang, a person who seems to think they are better than everyone else, or that they are God's gift to Earth. Basically a term for people who are up themselves.
It comes from real self-image where an individual believes himself to be the saviour of a group, time period, or in an extreme case, the world. Adolf Hitler suffered a Messiah complex.
Dear God, you have such a Messiah Complex, John.
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As has been stated, it is a favorite argument used amongst creationists to claim that some organic systems are too complex to have evolved as such.
In other words, it is the argument of "I don't understand how it works, therefore it's wrong."
Ironically, it can be used as an argument against God, too.
Creationist: "You can't explain how an eye evolved, it's too complex to have sprung up on its own. It's irreducible complexity."
Scientist: "Of course it can, you're just incapable of understanding the concept that it takes millions of years for features to evolve in to the things we see today."
Creationist: "Nuh-uhhhh."
Scientist: "Fine, please tell me exactly how your 'God' made the eye."
Creationist: "He made it in his own image."
Scientist: "How exactly did he do it, lay out the steps for me on the precise methods used."
Creationist: "I don't know...."
Scientist: "Thus, by your own logic, you've just disproved God. Fantastic job, let me buy you a beer."
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Similar to a God-complex, except only douchebagary ensues. Typically an only child, and often named Brandon(although they do not have to be named such), the subject says things to impress people that are unimpressive, and when called out on such, give you an angry, confused look.
Most are also spoiled, arrogant people who do not see their faults and will not accept the fact that they have faults; thinks everyone/everything is annoying, when in reality said person is the annoying one. Most friends are facades and utter insults behind the person's back, for good reasons too.
They also do not know how to properly talk with women, and will turn down women for idiotic reasons such as bad grades, or any lack of common sense. Stay away from anyone who has this complex, for only a failed friendship and your anger will follow.
Brandon, flexing; "Hey dude, I'm flexing. Aren't my muscles impeccable?"
Friend 1: "That's really unimpressive, especially since you are flexing. Why do you exist?"
Friend 2: "Indubitably; leave my premises immediately."
Friend 1: "What a classic example of The Brandon Complex."
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1) Any building or structure built to serve as or that ends up serving as a symbol of the size of a nation's communal penis.
2) Any American Military installations built after 1952.
The Pentegon is the world's Superiority-complexiest superiority-complex.
Unfoundedly Sumg Frenchman: "These stupid Americans have nothing but a massive superiority complex. Haah haah (complete with standard French accent/phlegm)"
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