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Hell.
Don't ever move to Crewe, VA. Die before you do.
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justice crew are the most amazing people in the world, they are talented in everyway possible and everyone loves them. they won Australias Got Talent in 2010 and they have gotten even better since they have had a tour, have another tour coming up, toured with chris brown and jannet jackson. these guys are the best dance crew in australia ! and maybe even the world, they are Eman , Paulie, samson, lukas/wildrok, john , lenny , samson , solo and jerome. they inspire everyone and tell them to dream big.they are so amazingly hot too.
person 1 ; hey have you seen justice crew?!
person 2 ; YES!! they are way better then instant buns
person 3 ; JUSTICE CREW FTW!!!
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Group of friends relegated to a low income motel, The Bates Motel. It is rumored that this crew has been known to sleep in pig stys. Which more than likely was the reason they were not allowed to sleep at the El Resort de Dubois. The Bates Crew is also known for their rediculous post-game sesh, where The Hunter, was almost a fallen warrior. These post-game seshes sometimes results in knives going into walls or people getting stuck between the bed and the wall and not being able to move.
Why were we not allowed to sleep in this house when there are 3 open beds upstairs and Derek is pulling mad nasties and not even sleeping in his room?...b/c we are the Bates Crew
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One of the least physically demanding sports, it requires only basic endurance, strength, or willpower. Interestingly, it inspires a ridiculous sense of entitlement in all those who participate in it. Crew members are experts at devising excuses for basic strength tests, and are mostly made up of rejects from other sports teams such as football, wrestling, hockey, lacrosse, basketball, or even track.
Joining a crew team almost always guarantees you a varsity spot.
Crew Member: Crew is so much tougher than football, I bet the football team couldn't even finish a crew race.
Football Player: 11 football players would beat 11 crew members in a fight, even at the least competitive football schools.
Crew Member: No way! Crew members are way stronger than football players!
Football Player: I bench 225, and you bench 95.
Crew Member: I only have strong muscles needed for crew.
Football Player: Hows your Squat?
Crew Member: Like 140, but thats not important.
Football Player: Deadlift?
Crew Member: 65, but its not important.
Football Player: Hang Clean?
Crew Member: 45, but it doesn't matter.
Football Player: Apparently crew members only have strength on a crew boat...
Crew Member: Damn Right! We're all super strong!
Football Player: ...
Wrestler: Could you please leave our lunch table? No one here actually likes you...
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Anal Trading League. Sponsored by Haribo, and they finger thier mums.
Fuckin' ell bei, lets goo beet up sum poikees marn ye fuckin gee marn int yer! ATL mete!
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a boy who is tall, dark hair, thinks hes good looking, but in reality he is just a player and a idiot who treats girls like shit
Crew would sleep with anything that walks
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A bunch of kids who have been brainwashed into thinking that they are "helping the community" by going to hardcore shows and attacking anybody they don't see as worthy of their liking. They are the reason that straight edge gets a bad rap nowadays. They use their edge-ness to regard themselves higher than anybody who doesn't claim the coming of age trend. The irony of this is that more than 25% of the claimers actually abuse some chemical substance.
Basically they're a bunch of hypocritical idiots who really have nothing better to do with their lives.
"Did you hear about all those kids with down syndrome who started a gang?"
"Courage Crew?"
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