crow creek creature

a cryptozoological beast of unknown classification believed to inhabit the crow creek region of western Montana.

The crow creek creature has been observed eating a deer carcass on lower crow creek.

crows uses noisemakers

Pronounced: "krôs yūs'ĕs nois'māk'ərs"

A phrase used to indicate when someone makes an amusing spelling or grammatical error. Everyone in the vicinity points and yells 'Crows Uses Noisemakers' in a German accent. A term of endearment.

"Did our teacher just spell lightning like 'lightening'? HA!Crows uses noisemakers!"

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Crow T. Robot

One of the robot characters from Mystery Science Theater 3000. The coolest 'bot of them all.

"Joel, this is gonna turn into a snuff film."
"No Marmaduke, don't use the triple overhanded stich. Bad dog!"

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Russell Crowe Effect

Principally a form of Guilty Pleasure, the Russell Crowe effect describes the emotion felt when enjoying a piece of creative work by a person who you consider to be a complete twat. On the one hand you may well enjoy what the person is doing, but on the other feel a guilty twinge that you are giving your attention and money to someone you actually can't stand. This phenomenon is very similar to the Christian Bale effect, where you may enjoy the work of someone who has disappeared up their own anus, but should not be confused with the Tracy Emin effect, where the artist is clearly both unpleasant and crap.

"Have you seen Robin Hood yet?"
"No, I can't make up my mind whether to. He was good in Gladiator, but he is just such a sarcastic wanker I don't know if I can be arsed with him"
"Yes, that's the Russell Crowe effect"

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A crow left of the murder

The first thing you should know about this Incubus song/album is that a flock of crows is called a "murder." So if you are a "crow left of the murder" you are the one that doesn't fly with the flock. Meaning, you are living your life for yourself instead of just following society.

the crow left of the murder doesn't fly with the flock.

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feck off crows

A common way scarecrows request crows to "fuck off."

"Arggghhh! Feck off crows!!!"

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good bye crow

used when playing a video game; right before the final blow to the opponent{taken from the film "Minority Report"}

If playing Mario Kart 64 and your opponent has one balloon and no items, yet you have a red shell, it might be necessary to say, "Good bye Crow."

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