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The act of taking a picture while driving. Usually more dangerous than texting while driving (TWD).
News Caster: The 14 car pile up resulted from an inattentive drive who was passing by "insert landmark here." Authorities say the accident was caused by careless Pix Driving.
When you're hitting it from behind, you grab her hair & bunch it up like a microphone, & scream ironic song lyrics in her ear. Then you run away like Axl Rose when he hears the ding of his burrito in the microwave.
Last night, I totally have my girlie a karaoke Drive-by, & I ran all the way to Mc Donald's.
To be in the act of having sex with a fat girl.
"It's true: In a pinch, you just might catch me driving truck."
The act of drunk driving as if you are in a formula 1 race. This often involves scaring pidestrians (especially children), reaching high speads very quickly, "causing a scene" on the road, hitting shit (especially curbs or poles ...classic Jer) and missing lights/intersections.
Aw fuck, Erin woke my ass up at 9am and said she needed a ride asap but i was fuckin gASSED so i ended up Jer Driving that bitch home (thank god for airbags).
When you have to pull over for that ambulance speeding past you
Guy 1: *driving*
Guy 2: Hey! Watch out, there's an ambulance drive-by comin up behind us!
Guy 1: Nonchalantly pulls over
The event of an erection in a moving automobile despite the lack of pornographic or copulative activity.
In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".
It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.
Dude, can you pull over? I've got some mad driving wood I need to take care of.
A person that drives slowly by your house gawking at you everyday.
That idiot neighbor sure is a drive by creeper.