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Taking satisfaction or delight in calling attention to the elephant in the room. Sometimes humping the elephant.
He often makes people uncomfortable because he's the kind of person who likes kissing the elephant.
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The act of shooting semen on a female nose and having it dangle over two inches.
I told Wendy at her party to turn around and thats when I gave her the WHITE ELEPHANT!
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When someone says "nevermind" or "it doesn't matter", leaving you to wallow in your ignorance, forever wondering what it was they decided not to say.
Like when someone tells you NOT to think of an elephant, you think of an elephant.
-Oh my god, you know what's the most amazing thing ever?
-What??
-Oh, nevermind. It doesn't matter.
-Dude, elephant syndrome here! You're gonna kill me.
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The act of expelling a large amount of diarrhea on a womans stomach, then dipping your ass cheecks into the wet poop mess and pulling them out to leave an imprint resembling that of an elephant track.
Ted: I was boning down with your mother last night and suddenly had to shit like hella. I barely turned around and my shit blasted all over her gut and I slipped back and my ass cheecks landed in it. I got up and it looked like elephant tracks.
Xavier: Damn, thats sounds awesome!
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The act of thrusting one's knee into another person's butt. The knee doesn't actually go in, but the ensuing pain can be bad, especially if you hit the tail bone. More of a horseplay thing then a sexual thing.
Your friend is walking in front of you. You come up and knee them right in the butt.
You: "Ahh haha. You just got elephant raped!"
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A disgusting, bacteria infested, uncircumsised penis.
Anthony can make a snail out of his elephant trunk.
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