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Fix

A need for another round of drugs

Drug Dealer: Im not giving you anymore drugs bro stop knocking on my door
Crackhead: I need my fix ! 7 o clock, on the dot, i need a crack rock !!

by KreepHeart June 13, 2022


Fix

To repair something.

I had to go to the garage to fix my Range Rover, but apparently the damage is irreparable, so that's a shame

by Rotten Turkey May 14, 2022


Fix

To inject into the veins (usually of a drug)

I was gonna give her heroin, but then I remembered she doesn’t fix.”

by eastcoast121 April 30, 2022


come fix my wifi box

it mean they want some head

girl: come fix my wifi box😏

boy: okay bet 🐱🐱🐱

by contralto July 27, 2021


Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022


foot-fetish fix

A temporary slaking of one's inherent craving fer toes dat you achieve by giving someone a lengthy foot-massage.

I find dat if I sit down wif a group of pretty girls and rub all of their cute slender tootsies in turn for five minutes apiece, I get a warm 'n' woozy foot-fetish fix dat usually lasts me for da rest of da day.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023


Fence fixing weirdo

When your mum fixed fences and you’re as skinny as the stick under a tree

Damn broski as if his mum fixes fences what a weirdo they’re all as skinny as his legs, his mums really a fence fixing weirdo

by Ur dog ugly November 22, 2020