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A guy/girl that will hoard gas even if their tank is full
“Hey Emily you wanna go to the mall?”
“Yeah but you gotta pay for gas”
“Your tank is literally full you’re such a gas rat”
The technique of being able to not only control the release of natural gas, but to also adjust the pitch and tone of the following sounds as they are delivered; turning the human sphincter into a playable instrument.
After spending the evening in his local pub, Steve returned home and said to Portia "The lads told me tonight that my farts are so good that I'd play a mean Gas Whistle; my first rehearsal with their band is next Tuesday. How about that?"
when you fart and brown mist appears on your underwear
holy crap jimmy just wet gassed all over my bed!
Fumes in the hull of a sailing or sea vessel created from the holding tanks of toilet and human waste.
Our sailing trip was great, other than the smell of poop gas.
The act of farting at the airport and blaming it on other people's stinky luggage
Guy 1 - Man it smells like shit in this airport, did you fart?
Guy 2- It is probably those poor people's luggage, stupid SouthWest Airlines.
Guy 1 - Stupid luggage gas
When you wank so rapidly your cum gets vapourized by the friction and it turns into gas
Last night whilst I wank to Danny devito I accidently chode gasted and I inhaled it in through my nostrils it was good
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Compulsive driving after getting a new car.
You're never home since you got your new car, because you're gas happy.