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When you bring back a bird to your house only to find that you have run out of c*ndoms and the only thing you can find in the house as an emergency alternative are your mothers rubber washing up kitchen gloves.
My mum felt a strange wet sensation when she tried on her washing up gloves yesterday. I had done a rubber glove love session in them.
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To use a white glove to probe the anus or fondle the genitalia of a person.
"He's going to get a white glove inspection from the Dean, today," Mark said. "That's what you get for going to an extremely religious school."
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A self powered handjob using someone else's hand
Deacon D gave himself a meat glove when his one-night-stand refused to go through the motions.
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an elite, often highly-specialized, perhaps cerebral, expensive mechanic
Telsa sent over some white-glove mechanic to diagnose the problem and he charged me $2000
A phrase used to describe two things so similar their differences are irrelevant, or are uninteresting. "It's all the same too me".
Person A: Which guy from ____ boyband do you think is cutest ???
Person B: Eh... they're all gloves and mittens.
A porous set of gravy filled gloves that when used properly, increases the value of chicken.
Squeezing chicken while using your gravy gloves instantly increases both the flavor and value of any chicken.
I just applied pressure to this chicken while wearing my Gravy-gloves™, and my life has never been better!
When someone gets drunk and puts on a toy spider-man glove on and jacks off with it then they proceed to go around giving everyone high-fives ad slapping them on the face with their gloved hand.
We got joey so wasted last night he pulled a spider-man glove.