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A capitalization error, the difference between "Help your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "help your uncle jack off a horse"
Cowboy 1: Hey, partner! Go help your uncle jack off a horse!
Cowboy 2: How many times do I have to tell you, it's "help your Uncle Jack off a horse!
Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!
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The worst urername in urbin dictonery
how can I help you
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A phrase copyrighted by Target Corp.
Team members have to ask everyone this.
TM: Can I help you find something?
Guest: Nah, I am good thanks.
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Oh my god help him and stop looking at this word idiot!
Please help I've had a strokety pokety Tom.
I’m going to die without her help
Help I need a very strong woman
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When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.
Last night , with Cindy, I had a Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help.
Nobody wants to do anything it makes me angry. I’m so forgotten.
I still might need some help.